People I could beat up

In the spirit of my last post I have decided that not only can we not worship a God we can beat up but that we shouldn't listen to anyone we could beat up.

Stephen Hawkins is so going down!
And Desmond Tutu? The guy weighs about 100 pounds I'd so make a better bishop than him.
Has anyone ever met John Caputo? i've usually disagreed with his work that I've read and now I know why. He's shorter than I am! How can I respect a phenomenologist I can beat up?


Ok I'll stop being obnoxious now.